pasta surprise 

A pasta surprise is when an Italian is giving deep throat and sneezes at the same time as the man cums, resulting in jizz shoots out of their nose, looking like pasta.

She was giving me head in Rome but then her allergies acted up and she gave me a pasta surprise.

pasta surprise by dandanmatressman May 26, 2022

Canadian surprise 

When a girl gives a guy a handy, well her hand is covered in maple syrup. Then when the guys dick is hard enough she shoves a maple bar on it and proceeds to give him a blow job well eating the donut off his dick.

Chad: I went over to Rachels house
Shawn: You get head?
Chad: Better a Canadian surprise. There was maple syrup everywhere.

Canadian surprise by simpmanager May 28, 2022

western surprise 

Taking a cattleman’s revolver and shoving the barrel into a woman’s ass while you’re fucking her and then scream “this town ain’t big enough for the two of us”

My wife took the kids and left after I gave her a western surprise.

western surprise by LordCatbagger June 18, 2022

Butella Surprise 

When you wipe shit off ur ass with a piece of bread

Waiter: One Butella Surprise coming right up!

Butella Surprise by Szyt Ched June 30, 2022

Scottish Surprise 

When someone kisses a person who appears to be a woman in a skirt but soon realized it was a man in a kilt

“Yeah dude I totally got a Scottish Surprise from that blond over there”

Scottish Surprise by bagpiping penguins July 28, 2022

vodka surprise 

A simple mixed drink consisting of any random flavored vodka + soda water. Basically a vodka soda but flavored.

Can be drank as a game where you have to guess the flavor which the bartender confirms. You can also sub soda for flat water.

I’d like a vodka surprise please, anything but orange.

vodka surprise by Thequantum August 26, 2022

Poopie Surprise 

A devious act of mischief when one defecates over the shower drain in expectation their father who is showering with them will stomp on it.

Christian’s dad did not like when he saw he was leaving him a poopie surprise!

Poopie Surprise by FelineCar August 30, 2022