Definitions by dandanmatressman

pasta surprise 

A pasta surprise is when an Italian is giving deep throat and sneezes at the same time as the man cums, resulting in jizz shoots out of their nose, looking like pasta.

She was giving me head in Rome but then her allergies acted up and she gave me a pasta surprise.

pasta surprise by dandanmatressman May 26, 2022

SATI 

SATI is an acronym for “Sound advice. Thanks, internet.” It is often used when advice that is clearly satirical or obsolete is given, typically by an anonymous user or profile.

UserABC: If a cowboy appears in your bedroom in the middle of the night, don’t panic. Ask him if he needs help finding his horse.

UserXYZ: SATI

SATI by dandanmatressman February 16, 2019