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Ear Potato

Another term used for "ear wax".
That hottie is smilling at me. I pray I don't have an ear potato on my shoulder.
Ear Potato by johnnybob August 24, 2005

Boston Potato Chip 

The beautiful act of jizzing onto your partner's back, waiting for the jizz to dry, and then tearing it off your partner's back and then feeding the dried jizz to them.
Friend: How was your date last night?
You: Pretty good, I gave her a excellent meal and then a Boston Potato Chip as desert.

Donkey's Potato

1. When something is really awesome, used instead of saying that's "the shit".
2. Used when something is shitty.
1. Yo that pbj cap'n hot-dog is the Donkey's Potato!!!
2. Dude your car is the donkey's potato, there are no effing cup holders.
Donkey's Potato by cfoam August 13, 2008

whatever bakes your potato 

whatever makes you happy/feel better/or something of the like; usually said in an, "alrighty then, whatever you say..." tone
also a synonym for whatever floats your boat
originally coined by Gibby on iCarly
My unrealistic and innocent friend: OMG, me and Kevin got back to gether again!
Me: (me thinking: oh ya, cheater-Kevin, ugh) Whatever bakes your potato...
My still unrealistic and innocent friend: Teeheeheehee!!

Elliptical potato 

Person who watches television while working out at home on an elliptical trainer, on the base of a rating system in which tv shows get labeled as "worth watching from the couch" or "can totally be seen during exercise".

The tv shows belonging to this last category are watched just to keep track of the story while waiting for the occasional good episode that justifies remaining attached to a series that outrunned it's original concept, or for that one-per-episode cool computer graphic effect. They can be followed just fine by listening and looking at the screen every 5 seconds or so. In the case of movies, they usually are cheap B movies often downloaded from the internet or rented by mistake.

The key concept of this activity is multitasking, originating from the fact that:
a) one has not enough couch-time to watch tv from sitting positions
b) one lacks the determination to stay put and watch a now boring show just to see how it ends
c) one wants something to distract him from the pains of fat-burning.

See also: treadmill potato, stationary bike potato.
Tim: John, long time no see! Did you lose weight?

John: I really needed to free some space on my TiVo, so i elliptical potato'ed my way through the last season of Prison break and Heroes.
--
Michael: Well, time to go, i need to burn some fat.
Ryan: The office is on tonight, are you gonna watch it while you exercise?
Michael: Hey, i might be an elliptical potato, but The office will *always* get some couch time from me.
Elliptical potato by keichix November 1, 2009

Ass Potato Pancake

When a woman with a flabby ass presses it into your face. This could be done to anally motorboat, perform analingus or cunnilingus. Can be used in both a positive and negative sense.
"How did things with that girl go last night?"
1) "They went well until she gave me the ass potato pancake"
or

2) "It was pretty dull until she gave me the ass potato pancake...then it was awesome!"