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Something everyone calls themselves, stop because you are not the ugly potato...

I am
Becky: Ew, I look like a ugly potato
Karen: Omg sameeeee girl
Me: SHUT UP YOU HOEZZZZZZZZZZ THE TRUE UGLY POTATO HAS ARRIVED
by ChimsChimsMochi June 29, 2018
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A person ( male ) nobody likes and is very short and is a loser, and gets rejected by every girl in the school.
Girl 1: Ewww! His so ugly
Girl 2: His such a ugly potato!
Girl 1: he looks like a poop!
by Hhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiimmmmmmmmkaw January 20, 2017
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