monkey mafia 

The shizzle.
Where the cool people hang out.

Watch out for Vin. He's one of those Monkey Mafia hoodlums!

monkey mafia by Dark Schneider November 8, 2003

monkey nose 

When you are literally touching cloth! The tip of a turd appears through the ring piece without owners consent, to resemble a monkey's nose.

Nigel needed a shit that bad the monkey got curious and poked his monkey nose out into his pants.

monkey nose by Aiden M June 26, 2006

monkey rock 

a slang term for rap/hip hop music

Did you get that new Jay Z CD? He's changing the face of monkey rock.

monkey rock by Poopy Pantalones January 18, 2007

monkey puss 

one whose faces is so grotesque it resembles that of a primates.......or possibly baboons arse.

see that lanky tit jake....hes got a right monkey puss has he no?

monkey puss by seanbo May 28, 2008

monkey mode 

There is an old saying about given a room full of monkeys with typewriters and enough time, they will produce the works of Shakespeare. Or something like that. "monkey mode" draws on that imagery to describe automated testing of software that randomly punches buttons and otherwise exercises the system to see whether it will fail.

Sure, you tested the happy path, but did you do the monkey mode test?

monkey mode by Medvezhonok June 2, 2013

monkey's fist 

1.a knot that is used at sea. it is generally a stop knot, but is not very efficient. it is more recreational/decorational than useful.
2. a small group of friends in Chico CA, who hang all the time and smoke garcia y vega cigars. by technicality, a gang, but not one that is involved in drive by shooting.

1. man, i still gotta learn to tie a monkey's fist
2. i chill with the fella's from monkey's fist all the time

monkey's fist by monkey's fist December 25, 2005

Monkey Shuffle 

A "dance" that amounts to little more than standing in one place, making erratic movements meant to be suggestive, which instead make you look like you are coming in your pants.

If a monkey were convinced to dance, but not taught how to, his movements would be similar to a person performing the monkey shuffle.

Shelly: Is he trying to impress us?
Candy: It looks like he's having sex with an invisible, vertical couch.
Shelly: Can the monkey shuffle really be that physically demanding that he should be sweating?
Candy: I'm expecting my dad to show up and join in.
Shelly: We should stop. I'm beginning to think he's actually... you know, mentally challenged.
Candy: Is that... Drool? Why won't he stop looking at us?
Shelly: Oh my god, Candy, we need to get out of here right now!
Candy: Let me get my purse!
Shelly: LEAVE IT! JUST LEAVE IT BEHIND!

Monkey Shuffle by The Great Pumpkin February 10, 2009