Bad one

N. Wales slang
1. shady 2. general deflective riposte to a moiderer who's whinging about something

"Man: 'Shady, I spilt my tofoc' Woman: 'bad one'"

by Joe Shoo January 8, 2005

Dinner for One

The art of orally pleasuring oneself sexually. This can be perfected by removing ones ribs, enabling the extra flexibility needed for this great achievement.

Jane: Hey John, do you want to go out for dinner tonight?
John: No thanks, I fancy dinner for one tonight.

by Riskos May 8, 2010

one incher

a guy with a small dick

"i broke up with ben- he's a one incher"

by lauren August 31, 2003

one and done

To become extremely intoxicated after only one alcoholic beverage.

Chris: Why is Meghan ALREADY acting so DRUNK????
Dan: Yeah. She's always "one and done."
Meghan: WOOOOOAHAHAHHDOAWOWOAOAH!!!!

by Daniel the Jew April 12, 2008

Cold one

A nice cold beer.

"Can I have a cold one?"

by Diego August 21, 2003

one up

An extra man, Extar life, something Mario needs alot of.

Dude, if you jump over that piranah plant, over the lava, onto the turtle, bounce off that, land on that tunnel and press 'down' you go in a secret level, there's a one up.

by Treg September 22, 2003

nice one

modern English way of saying "bye, cool, see ya later", with the general feeling that it has been pleasant to see you

" yeah, right, better be off, see ya Jayce, nice one "

by nik29 August 12, 2006