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The art of orally pleasuring oneself sexually. This can be perfected by removing ones ribs, enabling the extra flexibility needed for this great achievement.
Jane: Hey John, do you want to go out for dinner tonight?
John: No thanks, I fancy dinner for one tonight.
John: No thanks, I fancy dinner for one tonight.
by Riskos May 8, 2010
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