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Federal Ass Whooping

noun

A severe, crushing punishment, defeat, or set of consequences—typically one delivered or enforced by federal authorities, U.S. government agencies (such as the FBI, IRS, DOJ, or ICE), patriotic citizens, national law enforcement, or the full weight of the federal system—implying repercussions that are far more serious, inescapable, and overwhelming than ordinary or local retribution.

The phrase frequently appears in FAFO (“Fuck Around and Find Out”) scenarios, where individuals or groups provoke or challenge federal power and subsequently “find out” through aggressive legal, investigative, or physical enforcement actions.

The term blends the vulgar idiom “ass whooping” (a thorough beating, literal or figurative) with “federal” to underscore the immense resources, authority, and inescapability of national government intervention, often invoked as a warning in political, protest, or defiance-related contexts.
“That Antifa guy spat on a federal agent and caught a federal ass whooping he earned—classic FAFO moment.”

“Cross those lines from those Americans and you’ll catch a federal ass whooping from the them—pure FAFO.”
by Va Jay Jay Sinz January 10, 2026
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Map Fever

The disease that one gets when new maps are announced for a online multiplayer shooter, like Halo 3 or Call of Duty 4.
Tyler is still waiting for those new Call of Duty maps. He has map fever.
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Mangelar fever

the fear of having a mangela on you.
man, he’s got mangelar fever – she after him tonight!”
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a sickness of loving bow hunting. the only cure is ti be up 20 feet in a tree with your boe
hey boss i cant make it to work i have bow fever.
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Deployment Fever

When a military service member has been deployed and away from family for so long that they start to lose their mind.
Dude, Bert is starting to act really fuckin' weird....

Yeah man I think he's got 'Deployment Fever'...
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Toxic Federation

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Friedbread Fever

One who likes Navajo women more than other types of women.
That guys got friedbread fever
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