Gorp curse

Two people get cursed together, once the curse starts it never ends. Once a year on a random date you are forced to jump op the belly of a deceased pregnant woman while the other lays with his mouth opended wide in front of the vagina of the deceased pregnant woman in question. This process is called gorping. You decide the roles by doing rock-paper-scissors for who will lay down with his mouth opened or will preceed to jump on the belly.

After meeting that nasty witch im forever doomed with the gorp curse!

by anonymous July 10, 2025

The Curse of Dazai

To have extremely bad luck.

Oh man, she really had The Curse of Dazai.

by Inuit_ August 17, 2025

Sheeny Curse

Bad financial curse that the Jews will give you!

I used that Jew’s yarmulke to play frisbee golf, and now I have the sheeny curse!

by Sabbathchick311 August 21, 2025

Gat Curse

A phenomenon experienced by the owners of clapped out vehicles attempting to drive to Slammedenuff car show in Gatlinburg, TN each fall.

I can't believe this JB Weld did not hold up on my oil pan repair. Damn you Gat curse!

I brought 10 extra quarts of oil and my motor still seized half way to the show. Damn gat curse is real!

It wax only 140 miles to Gatlinburg and I left my spare tire at home for weight savings. There wasn't that much steel belt showing. Gat curse!

by akshunj October 3, 2025

Colombian Courtesy

Giving a friend or stranger a bump of cocaine with no expectation of anything in return

"You want a bump mate?"
"Sure mate"
"No worries, just a little Colombian courtesy"

by TFCKT November 17, 2025

Groyper Curse

The greatest dishonor a Groyper can give. Usually given to politicians, celebrities, or influencers who sell out to a certain country.

Usually results in great misfortune, such as getting repeatedly ratio’d on Twitter, finding out your wife is unfaithful, or having exposed criminal allegations.

Groyper A: “Yo dude, Nick Fuentes just ratio’d Elon Musk on his own platform”
Groyper B: “Groyper Curse for 1000 years”

by groypsaw December 15, 2025

the curse of sophia's dih

When you see someone you think is bad and go up to them tryna hook up, but it turns out they are trans so their dih curses you

My bro Ridhwan really got afflicted by the curse of sophia's dih

by korkhanjurn December 18, 2025