cheese wedge 

Its a fat vagina that is yellow and moldy looking

My sex slave sent me a pic of her cheese wedge and i went limp

cheese wedge by turtelmaster November 18, 2014

cheese dick 

A cheesy, arrogant dick head on ADV who is passive-aggressive and wants a piece of you, out of the blue.

Yater brought it on, but there wasn't much there. He is a cheese dick if there ever was one!

cheese dick by BobFV1 January 10, 2008

cheese dick 

an uncircumsized penis with a yeast infection.

he's got cheese dick.

cheese dick by dick April 13, 2004

Cheese Paper 

Another term for panty liners, specifically those worn during the course of a yeast infection. Other causes of cheese paper may include the following: ovulation, vaginal leakage/discharge, male deposits and poor hygiene.

Upon spying her cheese paper, Otis threw down his monster burger and queasily evacuated both her dwelling and his bowels.

Cheese Paper by The Internal Alchemist October 16, 2008

cheese toastie 

the image a doctor has to endure when an oap goes for a smear test

" now mrs montgomery this wont take long, jesus christ its like a cheese toastie opening this"

cheese toastie by crazy_meesh January 22, 2007

cheese rocks 

what happens when you don't clean your balls or sick for ages.

smells nasty

"Seriously, go take a shower, you've got some nasty cheese rocks."

cheese rocks by IGotsDaadcheeserocks April 19, 2003

Cheese Wizard 

Someone who comes up with sooooo much cheesy crap (be it spoken, filed, recored etc.) that he/she/it becomes a master at it.

Independence Day was directed by a real Cheese Wizard

Cheese Wizard by Jittery Joe October 16, 2005