Candied Pig Lips

When you take a popsicle and fuck a fat chick's pussy with it to make her pig snout looking pussy lips taste good.

I licked that fat bitch's pussy, but only after I made sure she had candied pig lips so she tasted better.

by KTHaven November 04, 2023

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root beer candy

the most underrated fucking thing ever

fuck edibles this root beer candy is the shit man

by i fucking love root beer May 10, 2023

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Candy Road

What gets your more hyper than candy? A Candy Road is a street with a bunch of turns to keep your hands active. These types of roads are what drifter live for.

Friend: I need a new drift spot to touge
Me: bro, I got this sweet candy road for you

by xxjoelxx October 09, 2018

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Handy candy

In February 14th you must give a handjob for a piece of candy of your choosing

Melissa gave me a handy candy for a butterfinger

by Hungry guy February 14, 2021

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Milky Way Candy

A snickers bar but without the nut

Person 1: Hey want a snickers?
Person 2: Sorry I can't, I have a really bad nut allergy.
Person 1: I have a Milky Way Candy if you want it.
Person 2: Sure, thanks bro!

by somerandom13yearold July 28, 2021

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