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oldtimers 

A generalized condition of forgetfulness or short-term memory loss due to old age, similar to, and almost as bad as, Alzheimer's or senile dementia, but without any specific pathology.
Man, by the time I get from my recliner to the other room, I forget what I went there for. Ever since I turned 50, my Oldtimers has really kicked into high gear!
oldtimers by BackInBlack60 May 12, 2011
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oldtimers 

What my friend Cathy P. from NJ calls Alzhiemers Disease.
My Grandmother is suffering from "Oldtimers disease", she can't remember shit anymore.
oldtimers by up2ng April 20, 2005
Like at Chili's, the hamburger. Also, Getting in the anus by a really old guy.
Only made better when some1 actually asks for the "oldtimer" at Chili's.
oldtimer by vcsuperfan December 22, 2007

old timers 

The greatest board on the planet, with even greater people on it.

see also: OT's
"ooooh, your on the net?"
"yeah..."
"whatch'a on?"
"Old timers of course!!"
old timers by emily November 24, 2003

Young guns and old timers 

When you need an excuse to have both younger generations of talent but also keep some old guys around the shop for experience even though they don’t know shit cause they are old and forgot
Their staff is full of young guns and old timers
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