Wonky

when things get entertainingly weird. So weird that you start to doubt reality. But you never want to leave your new favorite reality

Wow bro, that anal was super Wonky. Lets do it again.

by Mygurlfriendhasapenis February 12, 2023

Wonky

A goofy but weird person that usually likes making people smile

He was a very wonky guy but I like him

by anonymous March 1, 2022

Wonky

Hey have you heard Rob, has a Wonky Jaw man looks like he was dropped As a kid.

Rob has a Wonky jaw.

by Tony Prod May 16, 2022

Swamp-Wonky

Swamp-Wonky defines any jury-rigged contraption associated with swamp living; because there is no such thing; or a creative reuse of recyclable materials used to accomplish a task in unconventional ways. For example, a traditional long bow does not have fishing rig attachments. A Swamp-Wonky solution is to tape an empty soda bottle to the grip, wind string around it, and tie the end to a fishing arrow. Now you have a Swamp-Wonky bow fishing rig!

A Swamp-Wonky solution to sailing in a swamp is to strap box fans to the back of a john boat. And Swamp-Wonky sailing is born!

by J-t-A July 28, 2025