Tyson Blowed

When you get so high that you get knocked out or the spins (dizzy). One of your eyes may looked bruised and swollen shut, just like if you were to get punched by Mike Tyson.

I'm freaking out!
No, your just Tyson Blowed.

by Socialr.com March 02, 2009

Mike Tyson

A girl that bites durring the act of a blow job.

I like that girl jane.

No dude stay away from her, she is a mike tyson!

by HNGSOLO August 01, 2009

Tyson Bexferrd

Derived from the name of the male model Tyson Beckford, this is a name used to describe any man who is so insanely hot that its hard to describe him.

Girl A-"OH MY GOD! look at that man, oooh, he...he...he's...so fine..he...he's. Oh I am speechless."
Girl B-"OOOH, GIRL! Thats a tyson bexferrd."

by lalunalove May 08, 2006

Sloppy Tyson

A brown smear that occurs as a result of a punch in the face after fist f-ing a guy or a girl.

Hey, that guy looks like he just got a sloppy tyson.

by Goat September 14, 2003

Dirty Tyson

While giving your girl by the ass bite her ear and spit it

Lisa: Hey Mary, whats up with your ear?
Mary: Oh! That bastard of Damian, he made me a Dirty Tyson

by Paiza September 26, 2006

Mike Tyson

Problably the scariest man on the planet.

James: I was in the same room as Mike Tyson!
Randy: Really? How was it?
James: Now I know how that kid felt when he fell in the gorilla cage.

by Tony two timez January 25, 2018

tyson deal

This move is basically the same as a hot carl, but you use your neighbors beagle.

Angus gave me the biggest tyson deal last night.

by WillieWonka January 14, 2008