Mike Tysoned

Getting so incredibly shitfaced to the point where you’re passed out on the floor, seemingly unconscious.. Sort of like if you were struck in the head by a nasty right hook from Mike Tyson.

Damn bro look at Steve.. he’s Mike Tysoned right now

by Supreme Krabby April 20, 2020

Mike Tyson

A girl that bites durring the act of a blow job.

I like that girl jane.

No dude stay away from her, she is a mike tyson!

by HNGSOLO July 31, 2009

Tyson Bexferrd

Derived from the name of the male model Tyson Beckford, this is a name used to describe any man who is so insanely hot that its hard to describe him.

Girl A-"OH MY GOD! look at that man, oooh, he...he...he's...so fine..he...he's. Oh I am speechless."
Girl B-"OOOH, GIRL! Thats a tyson bexferrd."

by lalunalove July 30, 2008

Sloppy Tyson

A brown smear that occurs as a result of a punch in the face after fist f-ing a guy or a girl.

Hey, that guy looks like he just got a sloppy tyson.

by Goat September 14, 2003

Dirty Tyson

While giving your girl by the ass bite her ear and spit it

Lisa: Hey Mary, whats up with your ear?
Mary: Oh! That bastard of Damian, he made me a Dirty Tyson

by Paiza September 26, 2006

Tyson Walters

The act of doing anything silly.

Guy 1 - "dude look at dierk's tits!"

Guy 2 - "dude your being a tyson walters."

by gine12345678999 October 25, 2011

Mike Tyson

Problably the scariest man on the planet.

James: I was in the same room as Mike Tyson!
Randy: Really? How was it?
James: Now I know how that kid felt when he fell in the gorilla cage.

by Tony two timez January 24, 2018