twatapuss

A man who acts like a huge vagina or a pussy because of insecurity issues, or is just plain scared of the final outcome of any situation.

"Kyle only had three beers fishing today before he went home to the old lady"
"That is because he is a huge twatapuss"

by beerboy75 October 7, 2009

Twat Tango

When a man goes down on a woman using his tongue, he dances back and forth back and forth between between the clit and pussy, exciting her to the point she is unable to control herself and cums time after time. The giver often will alternate between sucking on the clit and pussy lips and inserting his tongue into the cunt many times adding a finger or two. and "triple tonging" the clit. Once a experienced Twat Tangoer has started it is almost impossable for the woman to ask him to stop. It often ends up with the woman having a female ejaculation, squirting the guy in the mouth and face. A form of foreplay that almost for sure ends up in intercourse.

A gal knows what it does to her to be eaten, but the TT takes it to the next level fiving her additional thrills and pleasure.

WOW, she said just a few good licks, but I gave her a Twat Tango, and we fucked all night.

by Passionate Pete March 15, 2010

twatography

Choreography in which the female thrusts their pelvis and/or vagina forward.

See Beyonce's "Single Ladies."

Andy: Beyonce is obviously a fan of twatography!
Creed: Yes, I enjoy seeing her spread her legs to show off her vagina!

by sessybih May 15, 2010

Twagic

( tweaeker / magic ) ...now you see it , now you don't !

a)- when a tweeker , (person "s" , high on meth ) takes opportunity to pocket , borrow without asking , hide in another more opportune place for more opportune time, basically steal one's belongings , no matter how valuable (sentimental or dollar value ) they may be and no matter the strength of one's friendship.
It is as some say..."A Trick of the Trade"

b)-the aftermath and sick feelings one is left with after experiencing "Twagic"skills first hand
It is truly "twagic" for one to go through this ...especially alone.

a)- Omg !! I thought I was watching her the whole time ,but her "Twagic"skills are far more advanced then I can prepare for.

b)- It is "Twagic" how many times I've allowed this to happen

by Blonde Genius December 23, 2020

Twatographer

One who photographs female reproductive genitalia for either medical or recreational purposes.

My friend wants to make a boudoir book for her girlfriend, so she’d like to hire a twatographer. Do you know a good one?

by Moeneek April 1, 2022

Corporate twat

An expletive or profanity used when referring to or addressing those within the realms of a blue chip corporation, business or PLC. In fact anyone who is business oriented to the extremes of management strategies and business luncheons or lower management with an ego far beyond their authoritative perimeter. They are usually found lingering around motorway service stations or adjusting their cheap suits in outdated 80's office block mirrored windows.
Every office usually has a collection that seem to hang around together.

"you/they are all corporate twats"
"I can't stand their corporate twattery"
"I'm never taking a corporate twatting - I'll walk first"
"My boss is a corporate twat"
"He/she/those belong amongst corporate twats"

by jez price February 14, 2007

Lake Trout Twat

The smell from a black girl whose vagina is not clean.

Dont eat her pussy mna, she has lake trout twat.

by Peter Taystor May 8, 2021