trainspotting

Trainspotting occurs whilst on large doses of m.d.m.a. or during heavy sleep(R.E.M.). Also known as shuttervision, the eyes move rapidly back and forth creating broken up images, like watching a train go by from a stationary side view...also in reference to checking out a d.j.'s set.

I'm blowing up. I can't focus on anything because i'm trainspotting.

by teeraymorton August 19, 2012

trainspotting

really good movie about scottish heroin addicts. best characters are spud and begbie. the word cunt often appears in the movie.

the part where the dead baby is shown is really gross. the worst toilet in scottland is also nasty.

by click clack cluck August 10, 2005

trainspotting

Standing at the train tracks and waiting for trains to come by. When people chase after the trains, it can even be considered a sport. Could this be any more self-explanatory?

LaQuisha and I are bored. Let's go trainspotting!

by Dhanuba Jenkins January 3, 2005

traipse

To waste one's time.

My horse lost the race. I don't know why I bother. Traipse.

by Steve Woodier November 18, 2007

snail trails doggy style

Fucking your partner in the doggy style position, then cumming on their back leaving a trail of cum to make it look as if a snail had passed.

Hey babe, let me snail trails doggy style you tonight.

by Tionwheels October 29, 2014

Chem-trails

When, out of politeness, you go out of the tent to fart. Then, despite your best efforts, it follows you back in.

She: "Whoa, dude, who cut one?! That shit is toxic. My eyes are burning!"

He: "O, my sincerest apologies, m'lady. I did my best to leave that at the flap. I knew that shit'd be narsty. Must've been the chem-trails."

She: "What? Who said that?!"

by macazootie September 21, 2009

snail trails

traces of spooge left on bedsheets or in dark colored boxer shorts

"That asshole slept in my bed and left snail trails!"

by Hank McCain September 17, 2003