head touching time

noun. from the Latin prefix "head" meaning "body part" and the suffix "touching time" denoting a commonly accepted time where in which one may touch the heads of others in the area along a straight path. Used to denote the opportune time in which one may touch heads, created by Dano Mckenna in the late 90's.

"Bob, it's head touching time"

"Mike, it's head touching time, ballsnasty!"

by Daniel McKenna March 7, 2004

Toshing

The act of behaving heterosexual one day, then homosexual the next, with the intent of confusing people about your sexuality.

Is Joe straight or gay? He was acting pretty straight yesterday but today he's acting like a total flamer!

Yeah Joe loves toshing. He thinks it's really funny.

by Papa Jobu November 1, 2013

Premarital Touching

When you touch someone in their privates before you marry them

"Man thats some premarital touching i see going on"

by Alvin THE SHIZZ May 19, 2008

dick touching session

Army Infantry term for a pointless meeting (the infantry is all male). The army is also very homophobic and the slightly gay reference of the term is also meant to be derogatory to whoever called the meeting.

LT #1: Man where you off to in such a hurry.
LT #2: The Colonel called another dick touching session to remind us the appropriate method for ordering Hum-V tires again.

by infantryscoming August 19, 2010

touching the void

masturbating, to wank

I touch the void every hour, on the hour.
Touching the void, what to do when there's nothing to do.

by bazorgazorg November 18, 2005

Touching Cloth

from a woman's point of view.
The feeling that we get when we can feel the brown juices of love beginning to emit out of our lovely sphincter holes.

Joyce, I must leave this meeting with you because listening to your words of utter babble have made me want to touch cloth.

by Abba Dabba August 8, 2003

Toshing

the act of watching a funny douche bag,comment on internet video clips

bob was toshing "Tosh.O"

by kingoftrim November 9, 2009