Thump Crazy

The anticipation of something that makes you go insane and makes your heart beats faster.

With bated breath I waited for her to text me. I relish those moments when I hear a "ping" and it's her. My heart goes thump crazy.

by Random Asian Guy 73 April 22, 2015

weiner thump

When you tap your "package" on your girls forehead

"Oh baby it's weiner thump time, are you ready?"
"I could go for a good weiner thump right about now"

Will you please wiener thump me?

"I could go for a nice hard weiner thump right now"

by Jessethegreat June 15, 2015

thump fuck

When you aren't interested in the girl because of how ugly she is, but you sleep with her because she is easy.

"Did Jeff really just screw that beast Monica?"
"Yeah, but he was drunk and she was a thump fuck."

by Dark Dave December 1, 2016

scrape thump

Derogatory term for someone with one leg longer than the other. Referencing the noise they make when they walk.

"Why does Steve wear that shoe with the tall soul?" "It's so no one notices that he is a scrape thump, but we still know"

by DJTrumpster December 1, 2016

clam thump

Slapping the penis on a clitoris.

When a guy slaps his penis on a women's clitoris, she then has been clam thump ed.

by str8 lace March 19, 2016

Thumping

The meaning of thumping is when someone is constantly getting raped non stop.

Why are you thumping my friend

by xxXCarlebBigWilly999Xxx December 21, 2019

twot thump

Slang. It’s the equivalent for a woman getting kicked in the cooter than it is for a guy getting kicked in his balls.

I swear next time I see that bitch imma twot thump her! What does it mean to twot thump?

It’s the equivalent for a woman getting kicked in the cooter than it is for a guy getting kicked in his balls.

by B-rizzle June 20, 2019