threat level mud-night

When you're experiencing a bout of diarrhea that is threatening to come out when you don't want it to.

Wife to husband while driving: baby, I'm need to find a bathroom, it's threat level mud-night.

by Devil's Workshop November 23, 2017

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threats

what I get everyday.
T H R E A T S are a great way of saying "technically I didn't hurt them...(physically)"

UNHEALTHY COPING MECHANISM FOR THE WIN

"I will rip that toung out of your mouth, twist it around your head and strangle you with it."
"haha. I'm in danger"
"threats :)"

by By Bi bi (except I'm pan) June 28, 2021

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Triple Threat

When you cum in her mouth, ass, and cunt in one go

Bro you know LeanBeefPatty?
I'd pull a Triple Threat on that hoe
"Smash, next question"

by Anonymous bish mofo69 August 30, 2023

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Threat-Fiction

A set of beliefs and stories that threaten you with eternal damnation if you don't believe in them.

Random person: "The world is flat and you're going to hell if you don't vote for Trump."
Me:" Fuck you ignorant fascist scum and your threat-fiction."

by Atheist-Anarchocommunist September 2, 2020

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Are time bound and non-contigent. When I say "I'm allowed to do this" I mean "I'm literally allowed to do this." And if you're going to try to steal my shit (Punish the counterfactual) Why would I not do the things I talk about doing?

Hym "Literally, weaponizing schizophrenia against me. You're not 'keeping kids safe' by doing it. I've been within arms reach or behind the wheel for dozens of them. You're not a cop. You're not an authority. You're a delusional fucking retard and I'M the LITERAL (fucking) CREATOR OF A.I. And if you ARE a cop or an authority... You are not going to have an easy time explaining what happens if I don't get my fucking money for MY FUCKING SHIT, you clown. It's too late to just stop doing it. I'm the only needs to be appeased here. Not the retards. I don't give a fuck what your kids see. There is NOR WILL THERE BE any lesson to learn here other than don't weaponize schizophrenia and don't try to teach people lessons or you'll get your fucking kids murdered because YOU'RE JUST SOME FUCKING GUY. Credible threats."

by Hym Iam June 22, 2024

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you are the threat

Chant typically directed at an authoritarian that abuses their powers, often related to life and liberty and corruption.

After several days of rioting and destruction, the demonstrators felt they needed to focus more clearly their demands and clarify who was the actual perpetrator of the madness and started chanting "you are the threat" directly to the leader and his security forces.

by mlhiss June 2, 2020

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