tard farm

Any collection of retarded people, typically for the purpose of education or socialization. Used particularly when the group goes on adventures to the "outside world" that they otherwise might not enjoy.

I went to Busch Gardens today, but apparently it was the day for all of the tard farms to come to the park.

by Golfhaus September 9, 2004

tard pack

Began as a nickname for the XBOX 360 core system because only tards and clueless parents buy it. It has now transformed into an insult and used as a variation of tard.

Nice highwaters tard pack.

by NESticle January 2, 2006

Tard Nugget

Any person who acts "tardish," as if their brain was replaced by a "nugget" of shit.

You sir, are a fucking Tard Nugget.

by MoFoChuck March 2, 2010

douche tard

Any individual that makes a statement that is so obnoxious that you can't decide between calling them a douche bag or a retard, so you call them a douche tard.

You're fat and it's kind of funny.

You're a douche tard. I'm skinnier than you.

by BigTimeDoucheTard January 11, 2010

Tard Wrangler

A non retard who (tries to) keeps retards in check. Characterised by their tight jeans.

Thankfully the 'tards have a Tard Wrangler to clear up their mess....

by Kelly Osbourne's Gimp April 23, 2004

Tardcore

Noun: Someone who seems completely ignorant or idiotic in method, speech, or action, but is surprisingly capable of amazing feats.

The Scotsman from Gendy Tartakovsky's Samurai Jack is Tardcore

by kataklyzmik June 21, 2006

Tard Temps

A temp service that only hires the retarded for menial tasks and or personal amusement.

I set up an obstacle course in my back yard. I’m going to call Tard Temps and have them send over a couple goofy mongoloids to send through it while we drink beers and laugh.

by The Hero7 March 2, 2019