Shitefright

Inability to pass faecal matter, in unfamiliar surroundings.

Can be particularly problematic in communal conveniences e.g a campsite toilet block.

"Tracy carn't wait to get home, Shes had shitefright all week !"

"Linda carn't eat any more, I'm bloated out with shitefright !"

by Tralinda April 18, 2014

shite weather

a.k.a. Aberdonian weather, weather anomaly in Northeast Scotland in which you experience five seasons in a period of twenty four hours or in a matter of seconds. Can have rain, snow, wind 26 mph, blinding sunshine, two rainbows at the same time.

Check outside, the weather is so shite.

Yesterday was a shite weather.

Tom said the weather in Aberdeen is shite.

by ashishi May 27, 2016

Shitemare

When your day or something has been more than a nightmare....thus becoming a"shitemare"

Had an absolute shitemare earlier today

by Heleno April 24, 2017

shiterate

v., In design, to continue exploring and versioning a series of bad decisions so that the longer the final product is worked on, the worse it becomes.

n., shiteration.

adj., shiterative

"Charlie can shiterate twenty more rounds of revisions with the client, but by initially selecting Papyrus as the primary typeface for the logo, it's always going to suck."

by CO_jcd January 18, 2018

shite

when you're around little kids or your grandma and start to say shit but you need to stop yourself

*stubs toe* "Oh, shi-...shi...SHITE"

by td14 May 6, 2018

Shite in a poke

Shite in a poke Scottish Slang for fuck off.

"Go shite in a poke bobby"

by Counfsed June 2, 2018

shite tights

when you have sneakily put your mrs work tights on for a bit of a laugh when you are at work and accidently shite in them and then just chuck them back in her drawer and hope she doesnt notice

whats that smell in the room brian
i dont know

why you lookin at me
it always smells like this
maybe its your shite tights

by Himindoors November 24, 2018