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im so F'n steeched
by Dan February 7, 2003
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trusty steed

A girl who is always there to receive the pipe. No matter what you do Ole reliable always trots back.
I slept on the floor last night , b cause my roomate brought back his trusty steed Marv.
by Blue Blob Mob October 22, 2017
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Bite Steel

Man, Roy's girlfriend really loves to bite steel. I heard she sucked off 10 guys last night!
by Spike June 19, 2006
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Steel Monkey

(Noun) A man of epic proportions who, by possessing such traits of masculinity, strength, raw sexuality, intelligence, and charm, has been labeled by much of the feminine world as God Almighty’s gift of the ages. He, who with a single look, can either terrify the world’s most courageous man, or melt the heart of any beautiful woman.
I saw Steel Monkey kill that terrorist with one hand while simultaneously winning the hearts of 19 women. I heard that Chuck Norris is his bastard son.
by Steel Monkey July 21, 2008
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steeks

Parasitic sub-culture of Northern Ireland.
Characterized by -
Their pitifully ugly faces.
Tracksuits.
Peirced Ear.
Baseball cap worn at such an angle it provides no shade for eyes whatsoever, The target angle is about 45 degrees but such an angle is virtually imposible due to the laws of physics.
Incomprehensibe speech incorporating huge amounts of slang.
Poor haircuts, with bleached ends, greased fringe.
Ugly cheap gold jewellery

They have a tendancy to loiter in alleys, train stations, street corners outside off licences, maces spars etc,while drinking and throwin abuse at passers by.

They pride themselves on -
Ganging up in groups of between 5 and 15 and attacking isolated people
Drinking huge amounts of cheap cider
Smoking Ciggaretes (affectionatly known by steeks as "fegs")
Smoking large amounts of extrememly poor quility cannabis resin (soapbar)
writing their mentions everywhere which usually conform to the following basic design

...
=Smickers=
=05=

Impregnating 14year old millys
Abusing teachers and fellow students in a school environment
Their connections with paramilitaries

It is a good idea to avoid groups of steeks,especially if you are alone or in a goup less than half the size of the group of steeks (they see a fair fight as 5 on 1)

their taste in music issimple to say the least any rapper rapping about bitches or guns will tickle their fancy as will repetiive dance music.

If you find youself in a situation where a steek is trying to start a fight with you, dont stand down, they will attack regardless. Your best bet is to make sure throw the first punch, however, if you are outnumbered, run...like hell.
Never give in to their unreasonable demands. It gives them the impression that you are weak.

Do your best to stop your child from becomein a steek.

See also:spide, milly
Bob: Look, a bunch of steeks
Steeks: aye baleex ya foakin hoppy.
by Rjhgy April 29, 2006
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steel wheel

In hi/lo split poker games such as Omaha Hi/Lo or Stud Hi/Lo, a hand consisting of the ace, two, three, four, and five of the same suit. It is simultaneously the best possible low hand (5-4-3-2-A) and a very strong high hand (straight flush), and will therefore almost always win at least 3/4 of the pot. Wheel refers to any 5 high straight, the flush is what makes it a "steel" wheel.
Last time I got quads playing Omaha on Pokerstars, someone had a steel wheel and he ended up scooping the pot.
by dave090906 September 12, 2006
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blue twisted steel

The hardest, strongest, most durable substance in the universe. This phrase is more common to those born prior to 1960. Many have used this phase, however no one knows of its true origins. They just know that nothing can beat it.
It is a damn shame that the Twin Towers weren’t made of blue twisted steel.
by RaiderJunky October 26, 2005
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