alabama squaling monkey

a woman of african decent that lives in alabama who gets nasely penetrated after being flatulated upon.

i was about to hook up with this chick until i realized she was an alabama squaling monkey.

by luvs2sploodge August 20, 2011

squeeking

see squeek

by TheTalon October 19, 2003

Squeezing Teabags

When you're banging a chick, and you insert your scrotum into both her vagina and her anus, while she squeezes on them.

Man, I was with my girlfriend yesterday and she started squeezing teabags, it was intense.

by Gazelle Attacker August 19, 2006

squeezing the iguana

masturbating

We called Wes to see if he wanted to go to the bar, but he never answered his cell. I believe he was too busy squeezing the iguana.

by bullet88 January 10, 2009

squeeging

moving in a quick rapid motion

the spider is squeeging across the floor

by Rainbow~squid January 13, 2010

squealing dolphin

An act in which you are boning your lady friend and in the midst of her screaming of pleasure you would have to pull out and stick it in her pooper. Then she'll wail like a dolphin.

I was banging Rachel and I attempted the squealing dolphin, let's just say the police were involved.

by FappuccinoCream November 27, 2014

squeezing the sponge

When an ex asks for more money for things that should already be covered by child support.

Also when an ex files for child support arrears despite being fully paid.

“She’s got him by the balls and really squeezing the sponge for that orthodontist bill.”

“She spent all the child support on a new truck for her boyfriend, now she’s squeezing the sponge to pay for the kid’s summer clothes”

“The County takes half your income even if you’re caught up. They really squeeze the sponge”

by Fact Based Person January 30, 2018