carpet squatter

a carpet urinater

a urinater on inappropriate surfaces

one who squats and proceeds to urinate on the carpet

poomouf is a carpet squatter

koybinatoy likes carpet squatters

by poomonks September 1, 2003

squater

A house next to a high way that is made of cardboards and tires, where you can feel the breeze when cars pass by

philippinesA country with lots of squaters your one of the two rich or poor

by Tin June 11, 2004

Sausage Squatter

A Sauage squatter : A male who enjoys being on top during sex

: A gay male who enjoys stitting his lovers lap usually while nude.

Male 1: So what is Dave's type
Male 2: Oh Dave is a big Sausage squatter.

by Turtle Party January 3, 2022

check out squatter

Those rude motherfuckers who hold up check out lines by taking an "important call". Many times they exacerbate the situation with a fistful of expired coupons.

I'm changing check out lanes. That damned check out squatter will be there until closing.

by wolfbait51 October 14, 2011

Squatted

Some loser who puts a upward tilt on their truck. If the front of the truck is higher than the back, it is squatted, no matter how little that difference may be. These are the lowest members of society.

It’s 6inches in the front and 3inches in the back, it’s not leaning, it’s squatted.

by no way he just said that June 13, 2022

Shittory Sputters

Airy, sputtering, diarrhea, often occuring as a side affect of the venerial disease Shittory Dicks.

"Damn, Jamal! I have the shittory sputters. I would highly suggest that you dispose of your chair that I was sitting on earlier."

by iamtheram123456789 May 12, 2009

The Splatters

when a person has a liquid based stool that covers the entire bowl of a toilet upon release.

Man that food went through me i had the splatters bad!

by Heisenberg7 October 12, 2015