shoffie

more sugar than coffie

man this coffie is fucking sweet what is it ,shoffie ?

by buba_da_shit December 17, 2009

soffe girl

A girl who enjoys the company of special operators. After a night of riding unicorns, she is given a pair of his Soffe shorts as a trophy. Most commonly sighted in Florida, where all operators pass through enroute to a lifetime of badassary

Bro, that cute airman at the clinic...she's definitely a soffe girl.

by Jimmy1309 January 7, 2014

scoffty

on the down low , sneakie shannonagins , tomfoolery

they are

off being scoffty

by one.luv.one.hrt.for. life December 28, 2014

Scoffoon

Scoffing like a buffoon

Our Benji looking dog Scott scoffs when he acts like a buffoon, therefore he is a scoffoon

by JapCarRealGood November 28, 2019

Spaff eye

1) To ejaculate in someone's eyes

2) Struggling to open your eyes having just had them cum on or in.

"Simon. Please give me Spaff Eye" said Kat.

by slg69 November 6, 2019

Snoffy

Snoffy (adj) ~ on the most basic level it describes the way a cat gently sniffs objects in its vicinity. It can also be used to describe cute animals that sniff a lot such as rodents and dogs. On a more abstract level it can be applied to describe things that are cute, funny, positive.

To snoff (verb) ~ The act of snoffing.

The Snoffies (noun) ~ The divine experience of encountering a snoffing animal.

Snoffy (pronoun) ~ someone who is close to you: perhaps a family member, partner, close friend, or child.

"Wow your cat is soooo snoffy"
"Mmm this beer is so snoffy, I love this brand."

"WOE THAT SNOFFY HAS THE ZOOMIES!"
"Look at this fuckin' snoffy."

"That mouse is snoffing that cheese. Bigtime."

"There’s nothing quite like the snoffies on a Friday night during cuddle time"

"Hey snoffy, how was your day?"
"See I'm like, the snoffymommy... and this cat is like, my fucking son.... soooooooooo. FUCKING. DEAL WITH IT."

by Speegston June 17, 2022

bath spaff

When you have a good ol' wank in the bathtub.

"I had an impossing bath spaff last night"

by SoapMeUp November 25, 2015