Sorority Handshake

The insertion of at least 3 fingers (up to, and inclusive of, the insertion of the entire open hand) into the vagina of one woman by another woman

Louie- Wow! She gave her a full Sorority Handshake, I says!

AC- My favorite thing in the entire world!

by Lou Skünt April 2, 2011

Jacob Sartorius

The most vile creature to exist. Just one look at him and you want to drink bleach.

Person 1: oh my god did you see that guy over there!
Person 2: Yeah and omg what a Jacob Sartorius, gross.

by Gross stay away May 18, 2016

sorority

House next to campus where usually cute rich chicks, mostly blond gals, live together (30 or more). They're not that much concerned about their academics...IQ often said to be low,...anyway, does this really matter? They are certain they'll find an even richer potential husband. Life's so easy...Their favorite expression is "Oh my God !" (something like 80 times a day...)

-Hey Brenda, take a look at this frat?
-Yep Jenny, Jason's his first name. He was in my bed last night...Or was it two days ago...? Can't remember !
-Oh my Gooooooood !
-Oh my Goooooooooood! (laughs)
"Sorority definitely rhymes with Promiscuity"

by Nicolas Dolisy June 10, 2006

Jacob Sartorius

GAY AS FUCK! And very cringe wothery so you should stay at least 15 to 20 feet away at all times

Jacob Sartorius can be kinda gay at times.

by James Stiltonn June 23, 2017

sorority girl

Often pretty they lack intelligence or intellect. They are here on daddy's money and are very up-tight and high maintenance. They are often found with there loser counter parts- Fat boys. These are the only women stupid enough to hang out with them and subsequently propel their breeding ability. Avoid these sluts at all costs. Pretty as they may be - they often have STD's from there frat boys and are dumb as rocks.

That Sorority girl has herpes and gonorrhea. what a whore!

by unkown editor January 9, 2008

Jacob Sartorius

Aka, Jacob Saggytits. He is hell. A gift from satan to let us all know that murder is sadly illegal, he is testing us🤔

"You know Ty? Total fucking Jacob Sartorius. Acts just like him."

by Dnce gvin dnce May 30, 2016

rolf sartorius

one look at this fucking pile of shit and you will want to drink a large bucket full of bleach and question god's existence for creating this fucking rat, commonly referred to as rolf or more popularly, jacob saggytits.

person 1: omg! Wanna watch this video of rolf sartorius with me?
person 2: sure, ill bring my bleach!

by fuckingpieceoftrash June 17, 2016