Flying Sober

When a girl wants to have drunk sex, however only she drinks and you pretend to be drunk when really you will "fly sober" so you can remember the sex, control it, and make it more pleasurable than it would be if you were intoxicated.

Person 1: "so are you gonna have drunk sex with Amy tonight?"

Person 2: "Nah I'm gonna be flying sober tonight."

by TheJimmer999999 June 2, 2011

sober shark

When a sober guy hunts down an intoxicated female, and then proceeds to make sexual advances while pretending to be under the influence himself;normally sober sharks have 70% success rate,while sober sharks wearing a shirt made by Hollister or Polo will have success 92% of the time. A sober shark is typically disgraced the next day by his bros, and furthermore can expect to not get any for an extended period of time.

Jason drank 1 beer while that girl chugged vodka, and the next time we saw them they were half naked in his bed. What a fucking sober shark.

by The bros of 303 January 6, 2009

Stickam Sober

Means you haven't used stickam in a while. Usually a number of days by it.

I'm 4 days STICKAM SOBER!! W00t!!

by iateurmomfirst October 6, 2008

sober wasted

to feel the symtoms of intoxication while being completely sober ( sometimes caused by sleepyness)

*dude r u okay ur not usually like this

*braa i dunno im sober wasted

by upthealley April 25, 2013

Sober Sailor

A person who prefers the experience of being sober over using alcohol and drugs. They seek and find pleasure in activities that don't involve substance use.

She won't get drunk with us, she's a sober sailor.

by Lethal Lex December 5, 2010

Sober Attack

A panic attack which is caused by the lack of Cannabis, cbd, and thc present in the bloodstream. If a Marijuana enthusiast, one who usually is medicated by 4:20pm, for whatever reason does not partake, a sober attack may occur.

symptoms: anxiety
feelings of hopelessness
irritability
dizziness
mood swings
hopelessness
blurred vision
jumbled speech
nausea
loss of train of thought
writer's block
photosensitivity

: Hey, how's your day going?
Me: it sucks, I had a sober attack and could not even move out of bed and my world crashed down
: oh well I have something for that.
Me: YOU BETTER HAVE SOME REEFERS OR ELSE I'LL CHOKE YOU!
friend: yes i have reefers
Me: my day is much better now, good looking out on the reefers fam

by darthreyder November 20, 2011

Stoned Sober

When you over smoke to the point of no longer feeling high.

"I've been smoking all day, I feel like I smoked my self sober. I must be Stoned Sober."

by HiddenSeven February 14, 2018