Me: Unfortunately, I dreamed that I married Harish.
My friend: but why is that a bad thing?
Me: cuz I can't marry a simp
My friend: but why is that a bad thing?
Me: cuz I can't marry a simp
by simp4ever April 24, 2020
Get the simpmug. A loser 'nice guy' that knows he's getting catfished but is so desperate for attention from a (fake) pretty girl that he refuses to see all the blatantly obvious signs. He'll literally still shell out hundreds of dollars for her approval even though she's not even a real person.
A: Lmao this Alex kid is so desperate for 'female' attention that he bought me a $60 video game AND a Nintendo Switch. This was after he expressed concerns that I wasn't even a real person.
K: Wow, guess he would do anything to believe someone actually cared about his meaningless existence. What a fuckin simp.
K: Wow, guess he would do anything to believe someone actually cared about his meaningless existence. What a fuckin simp.
by Short and Stubby Alex August 7, 2020
Get the simpmug. You and your friends are at the mall, and he won't spit game at no girls cause he's nervous or scared. He's being a simp. Or your friend is buying bitches clothes, and what not, like a trick.
by smiles206 July 4, 2009
Get the simpmug. a person who is a simpleton and does things that are very strange that causes them to get the nickname... or a random person on the street doing something very simple and plain.
that person is such a simp
by lksdjf-3094slkfdj October 4, 2010
Get the simpmug. 
by nation of simps April 24, 2020
Get the simpmug.