Gold86star's definitions

person 15

Has no reason to exist, but now does anyway. And yes NOW since I am the first person EVER to use him (I think).

Person 1: hi
person 2: sup
person 1: nothing much
person 3: whats up, motherfu-?
person 1 & 2: STFU YOU ANNOYING PIECE OF SHIT!!!!
person 4 & 5: *observing wtf is happening*
person 4: what are they on about?
person 5: AHHHH!!!! A GHOST!!!! A FUCKING HALLUCINATION!!!!
person 4: what? I exist, yk...
person 5: NO YOU DONT GET AWAY!!!!
person 6: *eating popcorn while everybody is arguing*
person 4: wait, who is eating that popcorn?
person 6: uh, most definitely nobody!!
person 4: i can see you, ya dumb fuck...
person 6: I AINT NO DUMB FUCK!!!!
person 7: fight fight fight fight!!!
person 8: where is everybody coming from?
person 5: more like where the hell did you come from...
person 9 & 10: OHHHHHHHHH
person 1: so ig we dont exist anymore.
person 2: yea, but weird, since we are the 2 most used...
person 3: imagine not existing and being practically neglected
person 11: bruh
person 12: person 3, that shit wasnt funny with yo on purpose irony having ass!!
person 3: who are you?
person 12: it dont matter who i a- wait, am i person 12? MAN, FUCK 12-
person 13: bro hates himself now 💀
person 14: aint no way you just said "skull emoji" out loud...
person 15: ok, this is taking too long. lets end this shit now...
person 1: fucking finally!!!!

THE END

by Gold86star July 6, 2022

Sayori

She seems like the perfect girl from Doki Doki Literature Club to HANG out with! (And no, I will not apologize for that pun).

MC: I gently open the door...
Sayori: *is literally hanging*
Mc: What the hell?

by Gold86star April 17, 2022

Sml

It stands for SuperMarioLogan, and NOTHING ELSE, OK?! Anyways, his channel will be deleted soon so RIP SML...

sml

by Gold86star June 26, 2021

Creeper

Aw man... but all jokes aside, it's a monster/mob from the game Minecraft. It's green and shaped like a penis, but that was NOT intentional. 1 of the creators of Minecraft, Jeb, stated that it was a faild pig design when Notch flipped around the Y-axis and X-axis by accident. The creeper explodes when a player is near it, and usually spawns near builds that take a long time to make (so annoying 🙄).

Player: I sure do love building this hou- aw man.
Creeper: BOOM!!!!
Player: I quit Minecraft...

by Gold86star January 2, 2021

No Nut November

This is one of the challenges ever!!! Seriously, I lost on the first day (❌🧢). But anyways, it's a challenge where every man cannot nut for all of November. And if you lose... nothing will happen. And if you win... still nothing will happen.

Tommy: Hey Nathan, how you doing in No Nut November so far?
Nathan: I lost on day 10, but I think thats good.
Tommy: Fucking loser, I never lose.
Nathan: Well damn, that's mean...

by Gold86star November 19, 2020

Fe4rless

He is a funny Fortnite YouTuber that hadn’t uploaded anything for 7 damn months now. But, he could be coming back soon. And why do I think that? Because he changed his profile picture the other day.

Fe4rless, if you’re reading this, please come back. We ALL miss you.

by Gold86star September 27, 2020

Small

My penis. Its like only about an inch long, and THATS just for when its hard.

I cant believe my dick is so damn small. It really fucking sucks. 😢

by Gold86star August 25, 2020