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Smashing eggs

The act of two males either:

(1) engaging in double penetration while both are pumping hard at the same time so that their balls smash against each other every thrust or
(2) masterbate while facing each other, close enough to touch tips or plop, but instead they hold their manhood upward while stroking and simultaneously thrusting forward. Causing their hanging testicles to knock together mid-stroke.
Codi: Man I couldn't get a wink of sleep last night!
Joe: Shitty, how come?
Codi: Oh Nick and Craig were smashing eggs so hard last night I thought they had a live audience in the other room...fuckin' dirty deeds bro.
by MassiveDynamic February 17, 2015
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Smashing

An expression coined as a result of a good display or an event drawing amazement and worthy of appraisal.
Teacher: What is 2+2
Student: Ummmm...4
Teacher: Yes, smashing!
by BuildThatWall December 25, 2018
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castle smashing

When 2 women aggressively slam their breasts against each other
Lisa and Mariah enjoyed castle smashing each other for hours.
by daBoss April 29, 2014
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Smashing Blumpkins

When, in bed, you and a partner (male or female) 69 and simultaneously shit.
Prove your love is true by performing the Smashing Blumpkins.
by Good Writtenz February 22, 2010
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Stashing the weasel

Stashing the weasel is when your wife or girlfriend has over a period of time milked your weasel for all it's worth and left you for dead writhing on the floor without even a single drop of semen left in you. So after that you vow to never let that sex crazed maniac assault you again,therefore you tape the weasel up and under to your butt cheeks as to not stimulate her with the throbbing bulge your packing.
Chris started the payback by Stashing the weasel after
the weekly abuse he had been subjected to by the sex fiend that was sometimes refered to as his wife!
by squirtdonkeys February 12, 2007
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Smashing blumpkin

The act of mouth humping a judy whilst taking a dookie.
I was taking a mondo poo and my boo thang was all horny like, "Me so horny, me love long time." So, I had no choice but to give her a smashing blumpkin.
by Pierre Boudreaux April 27, 2017
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Pie Smashing

Sexual activity in which the female's genitals end up in pieces.
OMG look at your vagina! You must've been doing some pie smashing
by caseone March 23, 2011
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