Scatter and splatter

When you ejaculate so hard it hits the ceiling fan so it coats the ceiling and the walls making them look like they just had a fresh coat of paint

sorry about the scatter and splatter mess in your daughter's room Mr/Missis Smith we got a little carried away but hey at least you don't have to repaint her room this weekend

by GoblinSlayer95 June 17, 2020

Scatterbrain

When someone is so utterly mentally impaired that words can not describe the complete levels of stupidity they emit, if they were to have an MRI scan on their brain it would most likely show that they are missing over 70-80% of their brain. This word can not be used on people with low levels of common sense or general retards but rather the most idiotic and stupid people that exist on this planet. They are also more than likely extremely irritating.

Friend~"Harry download the game now so you can play with us later"
Harry ~ "NO!! I will play when my dad takes the power cable, controller and hdmi as and I am completely unable to play"
Friend~ "that is essentially the same as a wheelchair bound person with no legs telling us they want to come play football you utter scatterbrain"

by Nero587 July 30, 2020

Scatter Flatter

Where your days start running into each other and you don't remember what happened the day(s) before.

I meant to go-to class today but it was on another day. I fleeked on the sentence. - Scatter Flatter

by TEEBITCH August 3, 2020

Scatter Shower

An abundance of gun fire sent towards the opposition.

“I can put it on yo head and send a scatter shower”

by Rocklin 2011 January 30, 2021

Scatterbrainia

Generally effected by short term loss of memory, general lack of focus, and multi dimensional thought distraction. This mild neuropathy is similar in nature to lack-of-focusitis, thoughtmeanderia, and mindgeletinia.

The young man lost track of his wallet due to an unrelenting case of scatterbrainia

by Harm_onix May 31, 2021

Scrafter

A scrafter is something you use the wash the dishes

"The plates, dishes and pans were quite messy, but I cleaned them with some washing-up liquid and a scrafter.

by Ken Dunne July 17, 2021

scattered cracker

Depicting a newborn with the innate hatred of being swaddled.

Justin was such a scattered cracker when he was a baby

by soos September 18, 2021