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The art of lazing around the house in your most comfortable and/or oversized clothing, doing whatever the hell you want, make-up free, toothbrush free and undeoderised.
The art of lazing around the house in your most comfortable and/or oversized clothing, doing whatever the hell you want, make-up free, toothbrush free and undeoderised.
> Friend: It's 3pm and you're STILL in your pajamas?!?
> Schlumpfer: Yeah, I've been at home schlumpfing all day. I ate nothing but cereal.
"These sweats are the ultimate schlumpfing clothes! They are sooooo comfortable!"
> Schlumpfer: Yeah, I've been at home schlumpfing all day. I ate nothing but cereal.
"These sweats are the ultimate schlumpfing clothes! They are sooooo comfortable!"
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" That motherfucker is the schlumptiest schlumpty known to man, he could'nt find his ass with a GPS and a personal assistant!! "
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Damn Lil, don't show up to work dressed like a damn scrumpalump!
Damn Lil, don't show up to work dressed like a damn scrumpalump!
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Get the Scrumpalump mug.A high class member of the whales at sea world. This specific classification of whale has a endless pit called the stomach. The favorite food of the whale is the sea biscuit. Sometimes for fun this whale enjoys farming. It is know that when the whale bounces the ball on its head it loses the majority of its knowledge, so it has to be re-taught all its tricks. This species of whale was known to walk on earth before humans were around. This whale is on the smaller scale in size, but is very fatty from the food it consumes. The trainer of this whale is of the highest quality that one could find in the nasty nati.
"The schimpfarian jumped through the air souring above the fiery ring that it gracefully whizzed through like a young whipper snapper."
"The schimpfarian blew a very high spike of water through its blow hole after preforming its 'Hippy Hula Hoop' routine."
"The schimpfarian blew a very high spike of water through its blow hole after preforming its 'Hippy Hula Hoop' routine."
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