schmieder

an extremely, extraordinary.. sMELLy vagina

damn that schmieder was TERRIBLE!

by Sir. Lancealot May 27, 2006

schmider

v. the act of locking out ones roommate, who had no prior knowledge , to have sex

Fuck Bob pulled a schmider on me again

by jamesknows December 11, 2008

Schlender

An Incredibly long, drawn out crap involving excessive amounts of grunting and ginormous Logs.

Dude, Ryan just clogged the Toilet with a huge Schlender! Gross!

by The Phi Tau's November 11, 2004

schneden

Someone who has a very small penis

I fucked this guy last night and he had a schneden

by Bobby495 October 21, 2009

scheizer

Dude shitting on a chick and her liking it.

He banged her but she didnt cum till he scheizered on her

by KaiRedJess February 12, 2005

Schneide

1. A slang term for a woman's genitalia.
2. May be used as an insult.
3. Or in any other creative way you can think of.

1. My schneide is bleeding so much I don't even know what to do.
2. Ow, someone just kicked me in the schneide.
3. That kid is such a schneide head, he needs a good beat down.
4. That bitch has her head so far up her schneide.

by Blaise February 14, 2006

Schneid

When either a female takes her nose and tickles a males scrotum, or another females clitoris, or when a male takes his nose and does the same.

Hey, why don't you schneid me babe?

by Garbba April 4, 2010