schlagermilf

The permanently topless 'Mitteleuropean' (Dutch, German, Belgian, occasionally Swiss) woman who you kept seeing around the pool on your first Majorcan holiday – who consequently permeated your 14 year old self's every masturbatory fantasy for the rest of the two week stay.

"Properly cracked one off over that Anja from round the pool – the one with the massive nips that look like Zippy off Rainbow's eyes – she's a right schlagermilf!"

by Penny Traitor June 2, 2020

Schlagoop

verb:

pronunciation: "shh-la-goop"

1. To insert something forcefully into another object, especially if the target object is very viscous, squishy, or slimy

2. Could be used as an alternative to "fuck", commonly used to insult or berate others

Use 1: "I schlagooped a handful of jelly into a jar"

Use 2: "go shlagoop yourself

by Ari_the_Owl March 28, 2021

Schlockinsoll

The definition of all undefined words

"What's that?"
"Don't know."

"Must be a Schlockinsoll!"

by MGravy April 5, 2022

schlagered

When you get so sloppy drunk on Goldschlager you can't even function. A special kind of drunk that makes you ridiculously sloppy.

I went to check on Larry today but I could tell he was Schlagered to the point of no return. He was lying face-down ok the bed with Sports Center blasting. He's gonna feel it tomorrow.

by linstrocity April 13, 2022

Schlagering

A term used to describe an experience that is overwhelmingly annoying and leaves you absolutely exhausted or confused or both

1. I had a schlagering train ride as the kid besides me would just not stop crying.

2. I drank a shot of Tequila without clinking my glass and now my sex life is absolutely schlagered.

by P-Bomb August 30, 2022

Schlodecka

Another word for homie or slime, used typically in a way to initiate banter or conversation.

Jonah: "What up Schlodecka"
Lukas: "Nothing much slime"

by JackOxi September 19, 2023

schlig

(verb) to schilg: to fuck, suck, eat, do, complete

(noun): an object, place or thing (similar to jawn)

(adjective) schligged: drunk, high, tired

I schligged an entire extra large pepperoni pizza to myself

You up? Wanna schlig?

Pass me the schlig (blunt)

Let’s meet at your schlig at 11:30

I just drank 10 twisted teas, now I’m schligged and about to schlig in the schlig
(I just drank 10 twisted teas, now I’m wasted and about to barf in the toilet)

by razzlefrazzleschlig September 27, 2023