Uncle Samsonite

A man, typically overweight who gets the satisfaction of twerking infront of minors

There is no example, theres just Uncle Samsonite.

by SuperNigger2145 October 2, 2024

Munsta/Samson

A funny way to say you have a big pp to people.

For EX. blud got a munsta/samson him

by Munsta man February 25, 2026

Shaking out a Sarson's

A phrase to imply a male who is masturbating. This includes making a 'vinegar face' at the end, producing the classic sound of vinegar bring shaken out of a small hole, and releasing potentially eye-watering goods.

"I was just in the toilet shaking out a Sarson's"

"I shook out a Sarson's all over their face. They were crying for days"

by Falz_13 April 22, 2018