beer queer

n. a straight man who will pretend to be gay so as to solicit free drinks from an unsuspecting homosexual

Jose Contreras: When did Richie Cunningham convert from vaginaism??
Bruce Lee: He's still very much a vagina enthusiast. He's just being a beer queer now with that dude. What a desperate fuck.

by benny b from the bronx May 17, 2006

queerdo

A concept or state of mind meaning to be strange in the dearest of ways. One is queerdo simply by feeling queerdo.

A father uses the term 'Liza Minnelli' as a swear word. This father is queerdo.

by SURPRISEqueerdo June 16, 2011

queer as a plaid rabbit

A flamer, someone that is more gay than gay, when no other words suffice to describe how gay someone is. the worst possible case of being a flamer

Elton John is as queer as a plaid rabbit.

by prodigy_16 September 9, 2005

queer eye for the straight guy

Reality TV program in which five men, expert in such fields as fashion, cooking, decorating and suchlike, take on the task of improving the lifestyle and living conditions of another man; All five are homosexual and with one exception rather camp, and the makeover subject is always straight.

Although entertaining, educational and sometimes amusing, it carries the unspoken message that straight men are in the main uncouth, untidy and useless at choosing clothes and cooking.

A:"you know, I never realised that I shave like I'm in a race or something"
B:"What? Like the guys on 'Queer Eye For the Straight Guy' say it all the time."
pause.
B:"Probably true, though."

by D F Stuckey July 10, 2004

Queer Duck

A show about a gay duck and his friends.

Queer Duck! He's Intellectual! Queer Duck! He's homosexual!

by GEM July 26, 2004

queerbox

A heavy box full of gay people.

Ouch! My toe broke after the queerbox fell upon it.

by twinkie April 1, 2005

Two Beer Queer

An adult who becomes at least tipsy after drinking only 2 beers.

dude, mike is a two beer queer

rofl man, my bro is a two beer queer

by Evbrez January 19, 2007