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Pootie tang

Slang for pretty thing, more obscure than perdy thang.
by Simon7 April 11, 2017
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Pootie Tang

1.) A role model human being, someone everyone should aspire to to follow in moral compass as well as style. A Pootie Tang knows when/where/why/how to act like a bad-ass motherfucker in a respectful and proper manner while being a role model for children and treating the ladies with respect. Slick dancing moves, fly clothes, and and ass-whippin' belt aren't required but are certainly smiled upon.
2.) A BAMF, but respectful and proper one at the same time.
3.) A character from the popular film "Pootie Tang" played by Lance Crouther. In the film Pootie tang is a Super Hero who help save the people of Chicago from Lector Corp., an evil corporation that sells fast foods, cigarettes and alcohol to children. Throughout the film Pootie Tang teaches right from wrong, whips bad guy's asses with his belt, and talks complete jibberish because he is jut too damn cool for words.

4.)Abbriviated form: P-Tang
1.) Wow man, that Chuck Norris is almost a regular Pootie Tang!

2.)
JB: That Pootie Tang, boy he is just one bad-ass motherfucker, he is just so fly and awesome and he always kickin' somebody's ass, and treatin' the ladies all nice like and goddamn we talkin' 'bout coolness off the meter!
Lacey: Yeah and he's a BAMF too.
3.)Quote from Movie-- " Pootie Tang will draw you a picture of how he gonna kick your ass, then mail it to you ten days in advance. The picture gets there right? You're goin', "What the hell is this?" and then Pootie Tang knocks on your door, Promptly kicks your ass and you still won't know what happened to you!" -JB

4.) Yo P-Tang can you come help me with this real quick?

5.)Just ask yourself, "WWPTD"-- What Would Pootie Tang Do?
by AugustusManatee January 13, 2009
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a standard poutine dish eaten from another's ass
Terry simply couldn't resist eating the ass poutine Nancy prepared in her crack
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pootinkey

A wet fart left in one's pants.
I just left a pootinkey in my pants.
by Rumpleskin January 10, 2008
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Ass Poutine

When a male ejaculates into the ass crack of his partner, and either the female or male then has the runs. The mixing of the two creates a substance that somewhat resembles the delicious Canadian delicacy.
Dude...last night I ate a huge dish of ass poutine.
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pootinany pie

quite litterally, a fine piece of ass

see poon
w0w that pootinany pie last night was so good
by jimbob February 15, 2003
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pooting

The term used when someone farts in another persons face.
Pooting is = *person positions backside near someones face and lets one rip*
by JayGulBard May 31, 2007
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