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Procrastibation

When one experiences procrastination via masturbation.

When one puts something off due to a need to get one off.
Jack: "I really wanted to get my homework done, but Katy Perry was on TV and the procrastibation took over."

Jim: "I really should get those emails sent, but I'm so tired I just want to gently procrastibate myself to sleep."
by discoN8 October 4, 2012
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Putting off masturbation because of copious amounts of other work you have procrastinated too much on.
"Yeah man I really wanted to masturbate but I just couldn't put off my history paper any longer. This procrastibation is killing me."
by poop2938 May 17, 2014
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procrastination pump

Completing an assignment within its final moments with the random surge of adrenaline one receives after massively procrastinating. This outburst of energy often leads to completion of assignments in an incredibly efficient manner.
I thought there was no way I'd finish my homework on time, but then I procrastination pumped my way through it.
by BigTestedCoals November 15, 2015
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Procrastibation

I caught him watching porn in the middle of Procrastibation.
In mid Procrastibation, my girlfriend came home and found me avoiding the honey-do list.
by edeninoctober September 2, 2016
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Procrastination

Why are you looking up this definition? You're obviously doing this right now... I can see that your work is not done and you need to chop chop my good man! Yeah you! NO! DON'T TYPE IN ANOTHER WORD UP THERE! DO YOUR WORK!!!
-_- -_- -_- -_- -_- I'm procrastinating right now actually. English class sucks (procrastination)
by OLD MAN FANTASY!!!!! M and K August 27, 2017
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Procrastination

A bad habit of delaying work or life or human touch or getting laid. But it has pro in it, so it feels cool to do it. And also, you have to be pro in it.
You: I didn't step out of my room today. Oh God, I procrastinate everything.

Me: Those wre rookie numbers, keep them up. You have to be pro in procrastination!
by aint_david May 8, 2021
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Procrastination Rooster

When the consequences of all your procrastination comes back to haunt you, and you have to deal with them.
It's the first day of work since Christmas break. For all the times I said, I'll deal with that next year... all my procrastination roosters have come home (to roost).
by Joanne Procrastinator January 3, 2023
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