When one experiences procrastination via masturbation.
When one puts something off due to a need to get one off.
When one puts something off due to a need to get one off.
Jack: "I really wanted to get my homework done, but Katy Perry was on TV and the procrastibation took over."
Jim: "I really should get those emails sent, but I'm so tired I just want to gently procrastibate myself to sleep."
Jim: "I really should get those emails sent, but I'm so tired I just want to gently procrastibate myself to sleep."
by discoN8 October 4, 2012
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"Yeah man I really wanted to masturbate but I just couldn't put off my history paper any longer. This procrastibation is killing me."
by poop2938 May 17, 2014
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I thought there was no way I'd finish my homework on time, but then I procrastination pumped my way through it.
by BigTestedCoals November 15, 2015
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In mid Procrastibation, my girlfriend came home and found me avoiding the honey-do list.
In mid Procrastibation, my girlfriend came home and found me avoiding the honey-do list.
by edeninoctober September 2, 2016
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by OLD MAN FANTASY!!!!! M and K August 27, 2017
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You: I didn't step out of my room today. Oh God, I procrastinate everything.
Me: Those wre rookie numbers, keep them up. You have to be pro in procrastination!
Me: Those wre rookie numbers, keep them up. You have to be pro in procrastination!
by aint_david May 8, 2021
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It's the first day of work since Christmas break. For all the times I said, I'll deal with that next year... all my procrastination roosters have come home (to roost).
by Joanne Procrastinator January 3, 2023
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