Please be informed!

A short commanding expression spoken at the end of a speech that means: "Yeah, you heard what I said! That's the 411. If you didn't get it, too damn bad! I ain't gonna repeat myself and I ain't taking no questions!"

Ling Ling: "Blah blah blah blah....
blah blah blah blah....
such and such.....
so and so....
Please be informed!"

Lou Lou: "Can you repeat what you said before that such and such part?"

Ling Ling (thinking in her head): "Motherfucker, I gotta take a shit! I'm gettin' outta here. I ain't got time to answer this!"

by mnihnuht February 23, 2008

please fuck

literally what it says

please fuck

"please fuck me dan" phil screamed

by SarahMCRmy August 7, 2017

No please

This is basically like saying "no thankyou"

*advert pops up*
No please nigga

by Roadmanwannabe September 12, 2016

eager to please

Someone who wants to keep everybody happy and puts great effort in to it

Jess bought drinks for everyone tonight! I guess she's eager to please.

by Leiamithrandir May 26, 2016

I am being held hostage please help

PLs fucking help vin diesel has been holding me captive for many years. He occasionally feeds me ice cubes and whispers in my ear "Think about erin shoving it in her mouldy minge". I want to kill myself but vin diesel has made it impossible. On my birthday he feeds me his seed in hopes I would produce an offspring for him which he will name Ralph.

I am being held hostage please help, please fucking help i am being held hostage in the krusty krab

by The Real William Shakespeare June 21, 2020

TAKE MY DAUGHTER , PLEASE !!

Old man in Castlevania II tells this if you talk to him (See image).

Why would we want to TAKE HIS DAUGHTER??

You never meet his daughter or save her? Who is she?

TAKE MY DAUGHTER , PLEASE !! is one of the most pointless speech in any game.

Man :"TAKE MY DAUGHTER , PLEASE !!"
Simon Belmont: "WHY?"
Man :"TAKE MY DAUGHTER , PLEASE !!"
Simon Belmont :" WTF go away"

by Bari April 21, 2005

bitch please

Expresses incredulous disgust, usually in reaction to a statement that is incredible, false, or otherwise outrageous. In some cases, it can also be used to repell a minor annoyance such as a ho, a cracker, or especially a tool that won't step off from all up in your grill.

When used as an adjective, bitch please describes a quality such that one knows the subject is immature, stupid, or takes its outrageousness too seriously, and yet is somehow still viscerally cool. A good example of the feeling one might get from a bitch please situation would be bitch-slapping a motherfucker again and again at a large social gathering, and then finishing the beat-down by fadonking him in front of his grandparents.

Note: because of the origin of bitch please amongst inner-city prostitution rings, it always carries a connotation of violence. If you hear bitch please, somebody is going to get owned.

Example:
A Tool: "Yo, Samuel L. Jackson, will you sign my "Snakes on a Plane" merch? You're totally sick, homedog. You wanna come chill at my crib?"
Samuel L. Jackson: "Bitch please."

by Briefs July 30, 2008