Pineapples

A code word for a sexual act such as a blow job, fingering, a hand job or sexual intercourse. To be used when speaking around others.

Boyfriend: "Pineapples babe"
Girlfriend: "Yeah babe, alright"
Parent: "What's pineapples??"
Girlfriend: "The fruit mum, it's his favourite."

by MissyBlue May 18, 2014

Pineapple

A person of any gender who a group of people find attractive

"Hey girls, I saw a ripe pineapple over there!"

by LeeluLai May 6, 2015

pineappled

To get fucked up or have a bad experience. Derived from the movie 'Little Nicky' where Hitler had to choose a pinapple to be inserted into his rectum on a regular basis during his stay in Hell!!

Just before an inevitable bad situation is about to occur -

MITCH: 'Pass the lube - we're about to get pineappled'

by Yellow Submarine December 28, 2005

Pineapple Cum

Eat a fuckload of pineapples before you get laid and your cum will taste good

fuck he had some damn good pineapple cum

by m-Ho2 October 1, 2008

pineapple squad

Group of swag friends that likes pineapples. They are the coolest, sexiest people on earth

The pineapple squad is cool as 🍍. They are the swaggy people.

by omq.fangirll April 26, 2015

Pineapple pizza

Why

Why would anyone eat pineapple pizza if you could instead die

by Origonal July 13, 2019

Pineapple shelving

A person who makes themselves the centre of attention. Ruins a party by showing off doing pineapple tricks. Basically nobody likes them yet they have dedicated fans who devote their lives to them. Cant sing at all. Likes Girls on Horses.

'Hey Did you hear Steve from all the B&S's is totally pineapple shelving now?'
'What as in shelving them? Pineapples?'
'Yeah it all started when he started putting lipgloss on and liking girls on horses'
'Wow, I never really liked him anyways tho hey, and that girl whos always with him, what is she 100 years old?'
'Yeah and the chick who has devoted her whole car to him'

by SkybeDiva July 25, 2010