Expressing sadness or misfortune in a very vague way so as to bait other people in to asking "what's wrong?" so they can receive pity. Most commonly happens with Facebook status updates such as:
Why do they feel so lumpy?
I wish Oprah were here...she would understand...
I just don't see the point anymore...
It's ok, I'm fine being by myself.
Well, I did my best at least...
Annoyed listener: Oh shut the hell up already, you're such a pity baiter and I'm not biting.
I wish Oprah were here...she would understand...
I just don't see the point anymore...
It's ok, I'm fine being by myself.
Well, I did my best at least...
Annoyed listener: Oh shut the hell up already, you're such a pity baiter and I'm not biting.
by Myriad Personalities April 19, 2011
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The act of a woman giving a backwards hand-job to a male, while the pinky finger is two knuckles deep inside the penis hole.
Person 1: Fuck bro, my dick hole is so sore and swollen after last night..
Person 2: Oh man, did you pick up an STI?
Person 1: Nah, Sharon got carried away last night and gave me a Twisty Pisty.
Person 2: Worth it?
Person 1: Yea man, there's no better feeling than simultaneously bleeding and cumming at the same time.
Person 2: Oh man, did you pick up an STI?
Person 1: Nah, Sharon got carried away last night and gave me a Twisty Pisty.
Person 2: Worth it?
Person 1: Yea man, there's no better feeling than simultaneously bleeding and cumming at the same time.
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Maude said: "Todd looked like he was on the verge of crying when he realized his penis was so small in my mouth"
ShaRyle said: "What did you do?!"
Maude said:"I had to give him some pity gags"
ShaRyle said: "NICE!"
Maude said: "Todd looked like he was on the verge of crying when he realized his penis was so small in my mouth"
ShaRyle said: "What did you do?!"
Maude said:"I had to give him some pity gags"
ShaRyle said: "NICE!"
by Lazy Pedestrian September 6, 2010
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People who wallow in self-pity usually go around in a bad mood, feeling sorry for themseleves, feeling they've been wronged some how. They only care about poor little them. They failed because of someone or something else. They don't own up to their own faults.
People who wallow in self-pity usually go around in a bad mood, feeling sorry for themseleves, feeling they've been wronged some how. They only care about poor little them. They failed because of someone or something else. They don't own up to their own faults.
Darnell: If the teachers in my school would have payed me more attention and got the big bullies off my back, then I wouldn't have been full of self-pity, dropped out, robbed that store, killed 3 people including a child, and got into a police chase that lasted 4 hours and 23 minutes then became an on-foot pursuit through a backyard in the projects where I was tackled then sentenced to prison where I'm getting my ass slamed for 237 years and cleaning the toilet with a toothbrush for my cellmate named Deshawn who makes me pee sitting down.
Mom: k...Dad says hi.
Mom: k...Dad says hi.
by Baxton January 16, 2006
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Get the Pinty mug.When a man during a young relationship really wants sex, but the girl does not. However, the girl wants to make the guy happy and let's it happen anyway, not enjoying it that much herself.
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