penile trust fall

This is when you are poised over a waiting hole and you yell “woooka wooka trust me babah” then thrust forward with all your strength. Your member lodged deeply within the hole the recipient will likely scream gasp or pass out briefly then be transported to nirvana where they will be instantly given orgasmic bliss and never again will they be subjects to complaints about the price of corn or the availability of oat derivatives used in the production of goat or duck semen.

Ed: I’m not ready for this

Joe: WOOKA WOOKA BABAH

ED: aaaaaaaarrerggghhh that hurts omg! Omg! I can’t …….. ooooh I’ve reached nirvana and suddenly I’m no longer concerned with my goat semen supply chain. Deeper! Deeper!

Joe: hell yes! Ima give you another penile trust fall when I reload my sac!

Ed: this is love.

by Ka05mau5 April 22, 2023

Dick peddler

1. One who sells cocks for profit. 2. The seller of male genitalia.

You sir are a dick peddler...i'll take three.

by steve carter21 October 23, 2008

Penile Unit

A alternat word for penis, yet it has many more uses then you would expect.

My penile unit is out of whack.

Look at his penile unit.

That penile unit is so small.

OMG did you just say penile unit?

by Samuel Paxson May 14, 2003

pendleton head butt

When a girl is going down on you, and she is coming up for air you whip lash her as hard as you can with your "head" on her forehead so that a mushroom tattoo appears.

Girl: "::Slurp slurp, gasp::"
Pendleton: ::thwack::
Girl: "Ow why did you do that!"
Pendleton: "PENDLETON HEAD BUTT BITCH!"

by haikumaster February 29, 2008

ass peddler

a person who sells his or herself sexually

Did you see the new ass peddler down on Broadway?

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

penile sex

When a man with a little penis inserts it into the pee hole of a man with a huge penis.

I thought I'd seen everything until Phil started the penile sex with his neighbor in the hot tub.

by figleaf December 13, 2006

Pendejo

Pendejo is a single pubic hair. In Mexico´s slang it is used as an insult like idiot or fool, but in Peru´s slang it used to describe a smart guy with few or no scruples.

No confies en el. Es un pendejo.

by Seppe October 29, 2003