Patti J

A vagina

He touched my Patti J

by JGoldphish June 23, 2016

Patty Mcswainous

The act of preforming anal sex with another man. After he dumps his load in the condom you yank it off and slurp the semen out of the condom as if you were eating a freezie.

Old patty was getting his turd cutter pounded, once he heard his partner shoot his load he spun around and gave him a patty Mcswainous

by Kramsuit August 31, 2013

Krappy Patty

Someone is the opposite of the deliciousness that defines a Krabby Patty.

He was so gross, he was a Krappy Patty

by KTSobreCasa November 17, 2011

hair patty

When you pull a lot of hair off of your hairbrush, and it comes off in the shape of a burger patty.

Person: Woah, I just pulled a huge hair patty off my hairbrush!
Other person: Cool!

by I_am_cool_maddy January 04, 2021

Veggie Patties

A delicious treat for Vegetarians and Vegans alike!

"I'm Hungry"

"VEGGIE PATTIES"

"Sea King fuck yeah!"

"Holy shit an anteater!"

by Rofl Mc'Waffle June 14, 2008

Veggie Patty

When two vegans have a fight, it is known as a "Veggie Patty" instead of beef.

Rachael: "Martha what are those two ladies doing?"
Martha: "Oh they are just having a good old veggie patty."

by haydensama August 11, 2018

Pattie Shack

clapping your girlfriends cheeks in a janky storage shed.

damn i took her to the pattie shack last night.

by Cambridge Dictionary September 29, 2018