Pokemon paranoia

The feeling that somehow, at all times, you are being watched and stalked by Pokemon. There is no escape now. No escape from them. I feel them behind me. Above me... Watching... Waiting... Till finally, I lose concentration and they have a chance to get me. They're coming for me. Coming for me.. AAAAAGH OH GOD THEY'RE HERE

OH GOD PLEASE HELP

OH GO- AAAAAAARGH

*gurgle gurgle*

We're coming for you next.

Pokemon paranoia... The scourge of mankind.

by RatherEatRandy July 18, 2016

paranormal

clothing that is fashionable/en vogue

Boy, you lookin' like a foo' witcha pants on da ground! Take dem off and put on a paranormal ones!

by dookeyboy November 16, 2010

paranoid

Not being able to trust; me.

It's like I'm
Paranoid lookin' over my back
It's like a
whirlwind inside of my head
It's like I
Can't stop what I'm hearing within
It's like the face inside is right
BENEATH MY SKIN!!

by Zach G. November 23, 2003

Paranoium

v. the act of making someone paranoid.

James showed a classic example of Paranoium when he tried to think Mary was going to die

by Suggests April 14, 2009

Paranoia Activia

The fear of your Activia or fiber one bar kicking in

Dude after lunch, I have the worst case of Paranoia Activia during ballet rehearsal.

by Balletfreak November 15, 2011

Paranoia

Somewhat common personality disorder. Symptoms include not trusting people, holding grudges with ease, and taking jokes much too seriously.

Pros: No one can get you! Muahaha!

Cons: Hard to talk to people without you thinking they're gonna get you.

Definition of paranoia-Joel stop being such a paranoid cunt!! Jo has not got your gear!!! :)

by Zton October 9, 2016

clown paranoia

Fear of clowns and molesters.
Guys who wear makeup, big shoes, and weird clothes. Basically Dee Snider.

OMFG I LOVE COLORING!!!
OMFG CLOWN PARANOIA!!!

by Nicole Armand January 15, 2009