painers

Appalachian slang for an opiate in pill or liquid form used to get a buzz

Did you hear Lindsay Lohan is in rehab? Yeah, she's hooked on them painers.

by Brob81 August 25, 2010

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Panker

A large chodethat turns a light purple when erect. The discharge or jizz is hot pink as well.

Dude 1: aw I'm sooo bummed.
Dude 2: why?
Dude 1: the doctor told me I have a panker.
Dude 2: that sucks

by your majesties sogginess February 21, 2017

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panned out

passed out, comatose, blackout, unconscious, over-relaxed, wiped

I panned out after Christmas dinner, slept like a baby

by Chuckiedear January 21, 2015

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Peter-Panned

When someone poops themself while wearing tights.

Jim: How was your dance recital last night?
Dave: It was going great until I peter-panned. I should've peter-planned.

by party pickle May 29, 2010

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pagnerant

The particular quality of canine behavior that is comprised primarily of obstinacy but includes a pestering measure of imbecilic ignoramutude.

Roamer, the bull terrier, is being pagnerant because he "appears" to be unable to cooperate in rectification, after stepping over his own leash.

by PTDanKool December 28, 2010

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"So we go get breakfast at the diner and I am a WRECK. I have never been this nervous in my life. I can barely eat, I'm shaking, I'm freaked out. I keep watching the door. EVentually I decide I have to go to the bathroom because I've wigged myself out so badly I think I'm gonna puke and poop myself. So I pop in a stall and sit down so I can poop. Which I do. At the same time I start puking."

My friends and I call this panzershrecking, because it's blowing out of both ends.

Edit: panzerschrecking*

by wil_dogg March 21, 2012

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