Pancake joke

A joke that lays flat on the ground. A bad joke. A joke that no one laughs at.

**bad joke followed by silence** well, pancake joke!

by marianfishman February 23, 2018

skank pancake

Just one more word to describe a skank, but this ones funny and a lot of fun to say. =)

"Dang, shes a skank pancake with slut syrup on top."

by ashley *) May 28, 2008

pigeon pancake

A flat, pancake-like, organic road formation caused by repeatedly driving over a pigeon carcass.

Hey remember that pigeon I ran over yesterday? I just saw the pigeon pancake on the road as I drove by.

by MikeMcWorkhardster November 11, 2009

Buttermilk Pancake Stack

A buttermilk pancake stack is when you have sex with a tan fat chick who sweats (representing pancakes because of the rolls and the syrup). When you are reaching the climax, you must pull out and bust your load on top representing the butter.

I had a buttermilk pancake stack at that girl's house, and it got sticky.

by Jariri February 18, 2010

Snow Panicker

A wussy who freaks out at even so much as a quarter-inch of snow.
Some snow panickers lose all their fear, however, on Friday or Saturday nights.

Boss: Where's Bob?

Employee Jack: He called in, said he couldn't make it in today, the weather was too bad.

Boss: There's barely a quarter-inch of snow out there!

Employee Jack: Yeah, Chief, I know...Bob is a snow panicker.

by Kalisiin January 9, 2011

sacrificial pancake

The very first pancake that is cooked. Typically turns out to be the worst one in the batch due to an improperly prepared pan. Can be used to refer to a terrible 'first' of anything.

The recipe says it makes eight pancakes, but it's really only seven because no one's going to eat the sacrificial pancake.

She winced, thinking about her earliest dating fiasco, but comforted herself by deciding that her failure of a first boyfriend was merely the sacrificial pancake in her dating career.

by quenelle March 8, 2012

Cheesy pancakes

The practice of jizzing on another male's buttcheeks and then bumping asses with said fellow.

'Enjoy your cheesy pancakes, boys!'

by Kuhn41 April 20, 2016