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on the same page, but in different books! 

when you know that everything is good with someone/something, but there is still this thing!
said when you are in a situation where you know that something is missing or wrong, but cant quite point out what it is.
John: she said that she knew she loves me, but that there was something missing.
Chris: dude, apparently you guys are "on the same page, but in different books!"
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Ellen Page 

Intelligent young actress from Canada. Best known for her role in 'Juno', playing an teenage mom who decides to give the baby up to a couple. Is a well known tomboy, and in a multitude of occasions she was shown to be wearing boy's underwear.

Commonly plays young characters, even though she is currently twenty two.
Was nominated for an academy award in 2007.
Nicknamed 'the tiny Canadian'.

Page makes pretty much every man on the planet fall in love with her, due to her incredibly good looks. She's pretty much the hottest woman on earth.
Ellen Page is hot.

Did you see Juno? Yeah, you should.

I wish to go to Canada.
Ellen Page by Intelligent Stranger October 24, 2009

juug page 

A website used for stealing credit card information. A juug page usually refers to a website or specific page used to deceive buyers into entering their credit card information. This stolen credit card information can then used in a variety of illegal activities including narcotics, buying stolen goods, or engaging in activity on the dark web.
"I just got 3 cards off my juug page!" "Damn save that page man, we better use that one again..."
juug page by TeejayX6 January 13, 2020

I pacesetters

term used to describe a misereble job, with crappy pay, and below acceptible intelegence in the upper managment area, aka hell on earth
Guy 1: sweet dude i just got a job at i pacesetters!!!

Guy 2: i feel bad for you!

Guy 1: why, they said the job would be easy

Guy 2: because all's your going to do is talked to stuped people and pull your hair out all to get paid minimum wage, also keep in mind they don't pay you correctly half the time.

Guy 1: oh, well that sux.
I pacesetters by darkmagitrunks October 3, 2010

Looking for a sensible thing to vote for on the Urban Dictionary voting page 

What you are doing right now.
Just to warn you, it's practically impossible.
Looking for a sensible thing to vote for on the Urban Dictionary voting page is almost impossible.

Ellen Page 

Tiny Canadian actress with a large forehead and the world's cheesiest smile who wears little tuxes. She is an outspoken lesbian feminist who writes geeky things on Twitter and loves to rename people's dogs. She's 27 but she's a total sweetheart and cuter than most 5 year olds. Best known for her roles in Hard Candy, Juno, Inception, and the X-Men franchise.
How does an Ellen Page manage being such a cute adult?!
You made a cheesy speech declaring you're a lesbian on Valentine's day? What an Ellen Page thing to do!
Ellen Page by El Kavo May 18, 2014

Page 2 of google 

The darkest, most useless place on the internet. Nothing useful is ever found here. If you've ever needed to hide something, page 2 of google is the place to go. If you've ever gone there, you should probably seek psychiatric help.
Friend: Bro I tried looking up the answers to the homework and found nothing
You: Did you try page 2 of google?
Friend: I-
You: What?
*The number you are trying to reach is unavailable at this time*