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Nutbar

The cross bar/ top tube on the frame of male bicycles.
Nut - testicles

Bar- metal rod
Guy1- Look he nutted himself on the nutbar!

Guy2- Shit! Fuck that.

Guy 1- Why are you putting a cup on?!
Guy 2- It's a live show you don't want to nut crunch yourself on the nutbar and have the audience post you on YouTube screaming while holding your nuts.
by DaveDH March 10, 2023
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nutsack chutney

The Chutney-like substance that is collected under a man sweaty ballsack over the course of many days
Guy one: "Fuck you, go suck some nutsack chutney"
Guy two: "Wow"
by Phloxxi December 16, 2017
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nutbaggin

Lickn'the back side of the nuts.
Karen and Ashley was nutbaggin'Greg til Ashley bit the skin of Greg's taint. Greg gave dat bitch a mushroom tattoo.
by Your Couzin November 19, 2005
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Nutbar Nuts

Going your absolute craziest you can without being influenced by anything. This is usually something that will only happen a few times in your life. It is one of the greatest feelings there are.
Jenna: Boy, I'm real bored tonight
Leah: Well why don't you go nutbar nuts?
Jenna: That's a good idea
Leah: WOOO!!!!! YEAH!!!!!!
Later
Jenna: This feels FANTASTIC!
by Partyanimalsgoingnutbarnutz August 7, 2010
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Nutastrophy

When you sit down too quickly on a self lowering toilet seat and your large, swaying, impressive ballsack swings under the closing lid and your nutsack gets hella pinched.
Hey is McConnell coming? Nope, he tried to take a shit and got too impatient with the lid, old boy sat down and had a nutastrophy for real. No mo kids.
by Jeepsmash July 21, 2019
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nutbag

I gotsta scratch ma nutbag.
by Phill McRacken January 12, 2003
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NUTSAXOPHONE

An interjection or exclamation used to express disgust, disappointment, frustration, contempt, or the like.

Only can be written in ALL CAPS.

Must only used as an interjection or exclamation.

Not to be confused with the instrument of the same name.
Steve: "I accidentally spent all the rent money on my beanie baby collection."
Chad: "NUTSAXOPHONE."
by aftertheprequel November 25, 2009
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