Nils

Nils is handsome little twink with curly hair. He is possibly autistic and ticklish on his thighs. When tickled on his thighs he starts tap-dancing. Despite his small and unstable character his penis is of immense size. While his inability to approach woman has been to everybody's dismay, I for one think that everybody should give him a go because of this fact. Nils has mad drumming skills, he is so good that his penis grows every time he plays. This effect also applies to anyone listening. His favorite movie is whiplash because he wants to be like the main character which I forgot the name of. He wants to be dominated by a large baldheaded man with anger issues while doing what he loves, drumming. Nils nickname for his penis is Slime squirter 46.

Person 1:

"I dont like immigrants"
Person 2:
"Omg dont be such a Nils"

by Ludab September 24, 2022

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Nil

You will be the most lucky person if you can have whatever kind of relation with him. He’s funny, caring, gorgeous, with beautiful moves and great body (especially the ass, it’s so great). He’s handsome and smart.

He won’t never tell you he’s bad unless you are so closer, as maybe his best friend. At the same time, he’s happy person and has a solution for everything. Therefore, it’s one of the best human beings that you will know, if not the most.

When you spend some time with him, you are creating epic and hilarious memories. Sexually talking, it’s so active and energetic.

Nil is my best friend.

by Anonimousbbywithpapada November 22, 2021

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