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muff marinara

Slang term for a woman's menstrual fluids.
That sick bastard likes to lick his wife's muff marinara!!!
muff marinara by Honorarius April 26, 2006

Mufficated

When you go down on a girl who is unshaven and you cannot breath due to pubic hairs up your nose.
Her bush need to be trimmed. While I was going down town the bitch almost mufficated me!
Mufficated by Dill-pickle February 25, 2009

Muff muncher 

Commonly known as a lesbian, who eats muff.
''Mom, Dad, Im a muff muncher.''
''A what?''
''A lesbian''
''Oh....ok.''

muffdive 

(slang) To perform cunnilingus on or to have coitus with a woman.
I bought her a drink, and she said "Let's go to my place and you can muffdive me all night long."
muffdive by Robert E. Porter April 3, 2006

muffdiving 

(1) A very popular pasttime - eating pussy.
(2) (gerund) To be in a state of giving a woman oral sex.
"Forget the bar scene," Julie said. "Let's go to my place for some muffdiving."
muffdiving by Robert E. Porter April 8, 2006

Chuffed to the muff

To be extremely pleased with oneself
Larissa's achievements were so amazing, she is entitled to be chuffed to the muff.
Chuffed to the muff by Dagitator November 14, 2011